i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Is it penis luge time yet?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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