Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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