yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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