was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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