She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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