If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
