I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Everyone says I win the strip club
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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