i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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