I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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