I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
my being single is dangerous.
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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