sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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