Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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