hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
