trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
As shirtless as possible
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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