the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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