Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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