i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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