After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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When are your genitals available?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Two words: nipple clamps
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