she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
