OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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