I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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