She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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