The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Randomize