that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
we should paint friendship bongs
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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