No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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