I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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