Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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