can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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