So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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