..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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