TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
