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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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