It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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