Whod you bang
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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