And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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