I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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