I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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