Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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