his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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