She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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