well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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