if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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