I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
