When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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