is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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