she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I believe in your delicious
last night I used snow as a chaser
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