My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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