Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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