Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it. http://tfl.nu/fq9i
  Replies (14) Good night (1867) Bad night (540)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.

  (516): View more from New York

  You wear Armani Exchange.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue. (516): You wear Armani Exchange. http://tfl.nu/2dtf
  Replies (16) Good night (693) Bad night (2136)
• Favorite

  (505): View more from New Mexico

  I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (505): I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge http://tfl.nu/o9mq
  Replies (12) Good night (594) Bad night (6364)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again. http://tfl.nu/1vav
  Replies (12) Good night (4429) Bad night (537)
• Favorite

  (520): View more from Arizona

  just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (520): just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon?? http://tfl.nu/c1fp
  Replies (33) Good night (10684) Bad night (1061)
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life. http://tfl.nu/k4q7
  Replies (33) Good night (932) Bad night (5799)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  first off, his name is dougie. strike one.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): first off, his name is dougie. strike one. http://tfl.nu/yrg3
  Replies (22) Good night (1056) Bad night (4616)
• Favorite

  (+61): View more from Australia

  Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+61): Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones... http://tfl.nu/dtoz
  Replies (4) Good night (2725) Bad night (699)
• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday. http://tfl.nu/si72
  Replies (6) Good night (1926) Bad night (633)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence http://tfl.nu/140k
  Replies (6) Good night (1486) Bad night (974)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix

  (1-513): View more from Ohio

  You need to not admit that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix (1-513): You need to not admit that. http://tfl.nu/r8yn
  Replies (2) Good night (1264) Bad night (854)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked. http://tfl.nu/oddr
  Replies (8) Good night (1492) Bad night (617)
• Favorite

  (587): View more from Alberta

  Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (587): Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature? http://tfl.nu/gy0w
  Replies (7) Good night (1314) Bad night (414)
• Favorite

  (574): View more from Indiana

  I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (574): I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help. http://tfl.nu/f05s
  Replies (2) Good night (818) Bad night (400)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you. http://tfl.nu/e3a4
  Replies (1) Good night (322) Bad night (669)

Randomize