I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line