Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(716): View more from New York

I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

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(408): View more from California

hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

(1-408): View more from California

if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.

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(914): View more from New York

when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her

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(718): View more from New York

you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes

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(732): View more from New Jersey

im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"

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(845): View more from New York

There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.

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Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"

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(661): View more from California

All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.

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