when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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