Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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