How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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