I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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