Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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